F - Drunk Lyrics

Hello everybody I just come to say
Didn't come to stay I just came to play
So lock all the doors and open up the wine
Tell all the babes to stand in line
Drunk and crazy let the good times roll
Way across the room I see a fancy fox
Got the key to open up her lock
So I slide across the florr with my sex appeal
And said hey babe how do you feel
Just about to put my cake in her over
Opened the door and there was her husband
He was seein blue and turnin red
Slapped me down stomped on my head
Got me to the hospital in the nic of time
Had a fractured skill and a busted spine
Doctor came in he could hardly stand
He has a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in hand

F - Drunk Lyrics

M-M-M-M-My Dad's a drunk
My My Mom is a skitzo
My Dad's a drunk
And my my mom is a skitzo
My Dad's a drunk...
My mom is a skitzo...
I am a drunk and I am a skitzo

My son's a punk
My daughter's a lezbo
My unc's a drunk
I can't make my mind up

Why don't it just fade away
F-F-F-Fade away...
T-T-T-T-Tah turn the page

My bro's my fo
My nice is a morfo
My wife's a freak
My husband's a psycho
My sister's a whore
I can't take it no more
I got bad luck
But wait there's more

My aunt's a bitch...
My cuzz is a fuckup...

...C-C-Ah C'mon
Why can't they just

Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up...

All because my mom's a drunk
My dad is a skitzo
My dad's a drunk
My mom is a skitzo
My dad's a drunk
And I am a skitzo

My Grandma's cool
Grampa's already gone
My Grandma's cool
Grampa's already free
Grandma flips in and out of reality
My Grampa's free, no reality
My breath flips in and out of reality
Grandma's free, no reality
My life flips in and out of reality
Why did he have, why did she have
To die ?

Am I going crazy, or is it the world around me ?